Bouncers hunt by motion and sound (like raptors and other movie monsters) he told himself drunk, freezing drunkcollegefuckfest in place. "If I don drunk't move drunk, maybe drunk he'll stomp someone else..."
"Anyway college. What was college your fault?"
"Tina...?" Bill prodded.
"Tina," Matt repeated, then sighed fest deeply.
"Tina..." Bill tried again. Matts eyes welled up with tears drunk. Bill had never seen this side of Matt. The toughest guy he drunk knew had a soft spot after all and it was...
"And this drunk game is videos somehow the reason she left?" Bill drunkcollegefuckfest asked, trying drunk desperately to find out SOMETHING useful .
"Where?"
"Ok. Ok. I get it."
"That's what I drunkcollegefuckfest don't know. We had the ice cream and fest that's drunkcollegefuckfest when she was gone drunkcollegefuckfest. I didn't even stop to videos think. Who could have known?. She had me fest make drunk one up. "
"I told her to use Chunky drunkcollegefuckfest Monkey."
"No fest. For her. She's anything but, she's beautiful, but that's what she had me call videos her. "
Bill was wondering where that damned waitress had went drunk. He drunkcollegefuckfest was wishing he'd ordered something stronger.
Epilogue:
Final Authors Note: Our drunkcollegefuckfest hopes and wishes go out to poor Matt. With any luck Tina will not fall into the wrong hands (mine drunk or yours). She will respond to ANYONE (male or female) so hopefully someone with high morals (yah fest right) will find and return her safely to drunk her rightful owner/boyfriend.
